What not to do

I despair sometimes, really I do.

Frankly, this page shouldn't be necessary, but apparently it is.

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  • Don't assume that anything you read here is accurate or correct. If you do or say something wrong as a result of something you read here, that's your problem, not mine.
  • Anything you buy from here is sold on an "as-is" basis. Check the demos and try the demo patches on your system, as there won't be any returns or refunds.
  • I can't assume any responsibility for any reckless, stupid or unfortunate thing you may do with any of the music you listen to on this site or any file you download from this site.

Does that cover everything? Sheesh. What a world.